By: Asa Montreaux You miss me? You did not think I was really logging off did you? Fear they not, for I AM HERE. The one and only, your boy, your friend when you don't have even one other. I Tristan, thy teacher and guide, through thickest and thinnest wicket and mire. Listen, thus, to what I have to say to thee, thou pupil of me's. Toronto is a cold place, but we are not all cold, those who walk its streets. I, myself, was just recently in the warmest of Canadian places, Vancouver yours kindly, and Paris in the summer, more than warm. Truly the warmest and loveliest. Je ne pas parle Paris as an American. I can only say, Par-EEE. As we say in French. Per-HAPS you knew that. Anyways. I could tell you all about U of T. But it is only boring, only where I will get some education in some THING and after a number of years show up upon a shore having worked in some career for a number of years. Now what was that number, it was x number of years? How many years was it that I had wo...
