Short Story Selections

All The Dead Bod Man Works Written And Edited By Asa Montreaux One thing was constantly on Holden’s mind, and that was finding Fionae. She was the most important person to him, and he would give anything to have here sitting next to him right now. But she wasn’t. And she could be dead. Salazar thought she was alive, and a lot of analysts on tv thought she was alive. And Holden secretly thought she was alive, as well. Passing the hours was difficult. When he wasn’t watching the news about the Dead Bod Man, he just surfed through the channels. He felt too bothered to watch the ball game, and he watched a bit of a few programs, before he began to feel everything was so boring, he was soon going to see a commercial for “The Dead Bod Man,” the movie. He turned the tv off, and sighed deeply. It was disappointing to not have any way to comfortably pass the time, but it was late now. He could just go to bed. Of course, he went straight to bed. For a while, he laid awake and thought over the s...

All  The Dead Bod Man  Works Written And Edited By Asa Montreaux And the Dead Bod Man was no longer just a veiled myth or a whisper on wild winds, but a living, breathing, phenomenon. It was on your tv, it was on your phone, in your car. Someone had to speak to you about it at work… So if you see the Dead Bod Man… (RUN!), So no woman can be left to walk alone at night, okay? All over the United States, people went about their business cautiously, protecting women around every corner, and locking every door and window all day and night. Who knows where he could be… and that was part of the mystery. 693 murders were recorded all across the United States, over the past eight years. Suddenly deaths in one state were connected to ones three states away on the next day. One of the most brutal deaths of all time, a man hung from a pole by his penis stapled to it, until he fell on his head and snapped his neck, was found to be the Dead Bod Man. He was not the indisputably the most inf...

Nvidia Breaks 2 Trillion in Market Cap Value Nvidia had an excellent day, achieving $50 billion in market cap growth, and skyrocketed to 2.01 trillion dollars in value. Only three companies in the world had previously had a valuation above 2 trillion dollars. Saudi Aramco is the one Non-North American company to have such a valuation. And the two American companies are Microsoft, and Apple.  Despite Microsoft’s long and heavily covered decline in popularity in comparison to Apple, it has remained comparably valuable over time, and in the past year has surpassed Apple in value to become the largest market cap stock in the world.  How did it happen? The investment of 10 billion dollars in OpenAI by Microsoft in January of 2023 has thrilled investors. The possibility, not only for inventions powered by AI that are useful and valuable to consumers, but for the growth in overall business scale for Microsoft, is seemingly limitless.  The enamoring power of ChatGPT has revolutio...

The Dead Bod Man’s Song There isn’t a butt I don’t like, There is no vagina I wouldn’t cum all over, There is no dick I wouldn’t rip off and fuck the whole in place of it, There is no mother fucker on earth I wouldn’t murder And jack on When I was a child, my mother left me in my bed, She fled in the night, I was only four,  So I traced her down a couple years later, and killed her, I knew what to do even at that age,  I pulled my pants and boxers down, and then I beat that thing as hard as I could, And then I came all over her face, Then before I lost my hard on, I fucked her in the butt, the first butt fuck I ever had,  Until I was covered with my Mother’s blood,  I knew I had to jet, but I didn’t know it was right then, I was caught red handed by my mother’s new lover,  And I was tossed off to a state mental hospital for two years,  When I was released, I came out a cold blooded murderer, but no one knew. And I was determined to never be caught again, It...

* Holden arrived at Salazar’s office a little more than twenty minutes later. They met together in the back office, at a table with bundles of documents on it. Salazar said he had given the police any information they needed to make the public aware of the Dead Bod man, and he also informed them as to the disappearance of Fiaonae. He had questions for Holden. They went over jut like last time, every place he had seen the Dead Bod man. “Since the last time I asked you, where have you seen the Dead Bod man?” “Everywhere. He’s been stalking me the whole day.” “In your home?” “Yes.” “In your office?” “Yes.” “At Fionae’s home?” “Yes.” “Okay. So pretty much everywhere. I know you’ve seen him at restaurants, when you are out around town. Okay.” “So what are we going to do.” “I think we are going to wait for him. He will come eventually. He may sense us around, but he’s too eager right now to wait. I would say within a few days, you will hear from him for sure.” “Okay, so you’ll wait with me?”...

The Dead Bod Man is not finished, though it will not be released with pictures. That was a joke, and I will finish it, but just as online content. The hockey part at the beginning of Tristan was not that popular, so I am going to cancel new books in the series. To give more information about it, the NorthWest Giants were entirely not popular. And they don't exist anymore. They were not normally very good, and there seems to have been a scam were most players changed their ages back one year, due to a strange cap on the number of older players. Lastly, that they were an elite team, combining several teams, makes it very disappointing how they always lost when it counted. That they were so good is surely a fabrication.  I am excited to write something else.  My fight against the hpv disease in our world has been going well, though it will take much more time for the fight to be won. I estimate as much as ten percent of the virus is gone so far. And you will find yourself, by my ...

* What is the Dead Bod Man going to do to me? He is right above me. I don’t think I can move in time. Will he use his feet? I think he might go for my privates. But he is so angry, he may go for the face as well. Either option might lead to me not getting away. I don’t want to lose my dick, but that way I will be able to get up eventually, after the pain subsides. What is he going to decide? Do I have any time to move? I guess there’s no time to wonder. I rolled onto my right side and just kept rolling away from the Dead Bod Man. He didn’t kick me, but he bent down to try to grab me. The closest part of me to him was my feet. He tried to grab them. After a few swats, he managed to get a hold of my right foot. But something was happening. We were in a public place. Onlookers, men, were approaching to break up the fight. Although the Dead Bod man was quite dangerous, they didn’t know that. It probably seemed to them it was almost a normal encounter. Two men suddenly grabbed the Dead Bod ...

Here are some of my favourite photos from my photography project at BCIT. Although the photos were not chosen as the feature on the BCIT photography webpage, I got an A on the project.  

Ending HPV I have decided to eradicate the illness HPV from the world. It seems, given the way a deadly illness like Covid 19 could be defeated, this one could too. It seems fairly innocuous, despite the fact it has severe symptoms later on.  You can die from HPV. Certain strains, which are circulating in the world, cause about 75% of cancers in sex areas, and causes almost all cervical cancer. There is something wrong, and I can't have sex without the risk of developing cancer, and nor can anyone else. So it is time I do something. Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous? A disease like HPV cured when no one is working on it. Well I am working on it now. So hopefully you'll hear about it. I predict in a couple years you'll be reading in the paper, that HPV has become non-harmful, and no longer causes cancer.  So here we go. I'll be eradicated HPV with telekinesis. And I'll be eradicating HIV as well. Expect to hear about that becoming not dangerous in 2-3 years....

As the bus stood still, Holden watched in agony as the Dead Bod Man got closer, and closer. He turned around and saw that traffic was clearing. Car after car was getting through the intersection, while the light was green. As it turned red, the Dead Bod Man was still two blocks away. A quick light and they were through and on their way to the next stop still more than ten blocks away. Now he watched the light expectantly. Holden waited for it turn green. Second after second passed, and it wasn’t turning red.  This couldn’t be happening. Could it be real, that the Dead Bod man was this close to getting to him, in public, with nowhere obvious to hide? When the Dead Bod Man was so angry… It was the worst of circumstances.  A full minute and passed. And the light was still red. Holden looked behind him, and to his horror the Dad Bod Man was on the block, and approaching the bus. He was running, running so fast, and in a moment, he was within ten feet of the bus. Holden thought to ...

Holden woke up the next day exhausted. He had been able to sleep given the extreme stress of the situation, and the effect of deep tiredness that had on him.  There was something wrong this morning. He realized it was still only five o’clock. And he noticed a banging on the door suddenly. It was loud but intermittent. It was possible he hadn’t missed any noises while he was waking up. But the person was aggressively, violently, trying to enter the building.  There was only one person who could be doing something so violent. Only one person who could want in right this second. There was no doubt… It was the Dead Bod Man.  Something occurred to him. He had fallen asleep almost accidentally. Where was his fiancé? She was not in trouble if the Dead Bod Man was here… but how had he been so self-involved as to not even check up on her? When he had promised to watch her all of the time? And there was something else. Something must have happened to her at the shoot. Because there...

Oh Man, it was going to be one hell of a night. Me and moi boys, headin’ to the place with everyone from the football game, and anyone else that didn’t go from the high school. It’s not often I’m so fuckin’ pumped I’m shootin’ lines a coke before moi friends is even here, but that’s right now. Fuck yea my heart is flyin’ and I’m right in the fuckin’ moment. Baam! All of the sudden I’m texting my main man Sam, and I’m saying man are you on your way? I’m almost say where the fuck are you? I’m tapping my finger little as I’m fuckin’ waiting for the reply. You know on the phone.  My mate’s saying, “Yea, almost there.” Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Oh yeahhh.  Almost time to go. One fucking more. And I’m snorting it. And I’m snorting it. Oh yeahhh. * Oh heyy. My bro is here and I’m grabbin’ a bag from him and guidin’ em in. My parents are out for fucking dinner and we’s got an hour before we gotta drive over to the party house. There’s three 26’s of hard liquor in there and I snap my fuckin’ fing...

Asaism P 1 Asaism is meant to change the world. It’s meant to revolutionize the structure of politics, and make everything function on a significantly higher level. So everyone is much happier. Sometimes the world is unfair. The structuring of societies other than the United States isn’t good enough to prevent massive inequality that is undemocratic. A restructuring will increase the functioning of these other societies, so that people will experience a quality of life that is better, without having a significantly lower GDP. The benefit of the restructuring of Asaism is extremely high. And the restructuring of American society, based on Asaism, will nearly eradicate problems caused by inequality, and nearly eradicate poverty as well. At the same time, American GDP, and other economic measures, will be completely unaffected. One of the central tenets is future-based policies. Everything is made now for the future world. We will stop doing things for a world of the past and start making...